Saturday, 16 February 2013

Somebody hand this girl a toothbrush...

'There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.'

Whoever said this (was it Winston Churchill or is the internet lying to me again? I haven't trusted the internet since I started university many years ago now and was warned that Wikipedia wasn't a valid source. Turns out, they were right) had it so very, very right. Any week that is paid holiday can be counted as a good week, but even during the nice times it's still lovely to have a four-legged beast like Madge...

Gosh, I am a proud and noble looking beast. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I WAS NAUGHTY TONIGHT? I CAN STILL HAVE A CARROT RIGHT?


I am fabulously witty too. See, you're all laughing.
 
Wait a minute...YOU! YOU THERE! Empty your pockets and prove there's nothing edible in them!

DO NOT BELIEVE YOU. SHOW ME THE CARROTS!
 
What do you mean, have I ever heard of Colgate? I have someone to do that for me!
 
Maybe if I keep doing this, they'll hurry up and give me my tea...
 
You on the other side of this wall! Share your carrots?

I've had enough now. There's a wisp of hay on this door that amuses me far more than you do, lady with phone stuck to her hand.

 
You know, I have things of so much substance that I could post here, but sometimes I just like to post pictures of my crazy (and slightly naughty) beast and marvel at just how happy she makes me.

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